PETA-Seriously? BreastMilk?!

Hello:

P – People
E – Educationally Challenged
T – Total
A – Assholes
Seriously, BreastMilk???

So lets see when you don’t milk a cow they are in PAIN until the milk dries up. And once it drys up what are you going to do, KILL all those cows?

Cause I know farmers all over will keep a bunch of cows as pets!

So PETA are YOU going to buy every Cow to keep it from being Killed?

What do you expect to happen to all those cows? Seriously how bad can their life be, they get to eat for a living. Eat, Milked, Eat, Milked, till old age, hell that rivals a dogs life!

So Peta are you all Vegans?? Do you wear non-animal clothes, do you wear non-animal shoes/purses? So you don’t eat cheese, yogurt, butter, milk, eggs? HMMM I think NOT!!!!!

Obviously someone has waaayyy to much time on their hands!

A VOICE FROM THE BACK PEW

There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went before
the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they
passed a rule that whenever the preacher’s family expanded, so would his
paycheck.
After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation
decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher’s salary. There
was much yelling and bickering about how much the clergyman’s additional
children were costing the church.

Finally, the Preacher got up and spoke to the crowd, “Children are a
gift from God,” he said. Silence fell on the congregation.

In the back pew, a little old lady stood up and in her frail voice said,
“Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much of it, we wear
rubbers.”

And the congregation said, “Amen.”

Kabob House Bar & Grill

“The Kabob House” Bar & Grill – 46 Auto Center Dr, Ste. 116, Lake Forest, CA 92610

We really liked this place the atmosphere is very inviting. They had live music, a nice bar, a fireplace, it was very nicely lit. We were greeted and seated right away.

They brought us the menus, water and flat bread to start with. We ordered the Hummus appetizer ($4.99) it was eaten with the bread they brought us earlier.

I ordered a Kenwood Brut Split (yes I am over 21 my husband ordered a Rum and Diet Coke ($8.00). I had the Shrimp Kabob dinner which was 8 shrimp (which were yummy!) with onions and peppers (eewwwhh) plus rice ($16.99). My Husband had the Chicken & Shrimp Kabob which came with onions & pepper(ewwhh) and tomatoes (yummy, which I ate, he doesn’t do veggies;-) ($25.99) He had a Heineken with dinner ($5.00) and we had Baklava (which was the best we have ever had) ($5.99)

For the most part we really enjoyed our meal. I would have preferred that the bread be warm and the rice serving was on the small side and Baklava was 2 small pieces.

Our total bill was $80.77 before tip, but we got a $16.00 discount with the Entertainment Book.

We will probably go back again, more for drinks at the bar and dessert then dinner.

Marriage in Heaven

On their way to get married, a young couple are involved in a fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.

While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven?

When St. Peter showed up, they asked him.

St. Peter says, ‘I don’t know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out,’ and he leaves.

The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the couple are still waiting.

As they waited, they discussed that if they were allowed to get married in Heaven, what was the eternal aspect of it all. ‘What if it doesn’t work?’ they wondered, ‘Are we stuck together forever?’

After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled.

‘Yes, you can get married in Heaven.’ he informs the couple,

‘Great, but we were just wondering, what if things don’t work out?’ said the couple. ‘Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?’

St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard onto the ground.

‘What’s wrong?’ asked the frightened couple.

‘OH, COME ON! It took me three months to find a priest up here!’ St. Peter shouts. ‘Do you have any idea how long it’ll take me to find a Lawyer?’

Leonidas – Main Place Mall – Death by Chocolate

Leonida – Main Place Mall

Oh My, OH MY! This place is chocolicious! The owner gave me a sample, I bought a 1/2 lb and he gave me a free gift.

Hey hubby gave me a $20 did he really expect change? Really? With this type of high quality, indulge yourself chocolates? Hey I came out with a $1.00!

If you love chocolate you will LOVE this place!

Days of our Alzheimers – Green Eyed Monster

The other day as my dad was all ready to visit his wife, his “girlfriend” walks into the elevator, sees him, and dumps a strawberry ensure over his head.

Needless to say he had to reshow and change to go visit his wife, I swear do men NEVER learn?? Really, at 80+ do you really need a wife and a girlfriend?

She is getting agressive and won’t leave his room, I am going to have to move him because they won’t do anything about it, jeezz what a freaking nightmare!

My family is sooo picky

Here is one of the reasons I can’t cook. My family is picky that they would not eat the bottled spaghetti sauce, myself I love Rague!

So I used to get the packets of sauce and I would have to SIFT out the chunks, that’s right people I would have to open the packet in a sifter then shake it so none of the large pieces ended up in the sauce.

I finally said “screw this” now I go and get the “Basil, Garlic” etc flavored tomato sauce, open up a few cans and put it on the spaghetti, and they love it. Go Figure!

Fat Myth “Busted”

Your body needs fat. Fat in the right amount (moderation people!) plays an important part in your body, it is needed in order to absorb some vitamins, and keep your skin, nails and hair looking good. Thereare many more benefits to fat.

The best way to make a almost painless change is to get rid of all regular and non-fat items in your pantry, (butter, chips, cookies, ect..) and switch to “Low-Fat”.

Non-Fat doesn’t mean NO Calories. It seems that when people see Non-Fat they think they have the go ahead to eat more, not true. Portion control is very important, just because it is non or low fat doesn’t mean it isn’t full of calories! Pay close attention to the labels.

Optical Illusion For Healthy Living

We have all experienced the “my eyes were bigger then my stomach” syndrome. Well what we need to do ist get the brain to help the stomach feel full, faster so we don’t over eat.

Portion size is a large problem these days. In order to start eating healthier portions without feeling deprived it helps to reduce the size of your serving plates and cups. A large plate with a healthy portion looks like you have less food then a small plate with the same portion of food, so that is what the brain processes.

Serve everyone on the same size plate, the adults can have seconds if they need it. Smaller cups work the same way, a large 1/2 filled cup looks empty, same portion in a small glass looks full.

You may have to invest some time and money to achieve a healthy lifestyle for you and your family but in the end it is worth it.