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Pants vs Panties

Posted by swobodasays on April 30, 2009

Mike was going to be married to Karen so his Father sat him down for a little chat.

He said, ‘Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your Mother, and said, ‘Here, try these on.”

She did and said, ‘These are too big. I can’t wear them.’ I replied, ‘Exactly.. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.’ Ever since that night, we have never had any problems.

 ’Hmmm,’ said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try. On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, ‘Here, try these on..’ S

he tried them on and s aid, ‘These are too large. They don’t fit me.’ Mike said, ‘Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don’t want you to ever forget that.’

Then Karen took off her panties and handed them to Mike. She said, ‘Here, you try on mine.’ Mike did and said, ‘I can’t get into your panties.’

Karen said, ‘Exactly. And if you don’t change your smart-ass attitude, you never will.’

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Cougar or MILF – whats the diff?

Posted by swobodasays on April 28, 2009

We went to Vegas for sis-in-law b-day. The guys are all fuddy duddy’s and wouldn’t dance so we are out there, shakin’ our groove thing, at EyeCandy, very cool lounge in Vegas and I swear to gawd, you guys are DAWGSSSS!

Seriously, so we are there minding our own business then here comes boy toy #1, (hey, we can look, we just couldn’t touch!) He starts talking us up, we find out he is ooohhh, hmmmm, 24, Twenty Freakin 4, is he serious??? He was pretty bummed to find out we were ALL married and old, we just didn’t say how much older.

I said to sis “I guess we are the cougars huh, and she said not till we are 45, (didn’t know there was an age limit??) hmmm, too old to be MILF’s to young to be Cougars, what the hell?

Boy toy #2 hung around for much longer, (at one point I had to tell him we are very married and even so you are way too young, really cute, but really young!) I have no Idea why he thought he was gonna get lucky, but they actually were all nice, just partying & haveing a good time.

Then boy toy #3 tried to be a wingman for his buddy with a line from “How I met your Mother!” really????!!!!

When they start getting tooo friendly we have to give them gentle reminders, the one boys was try to get a liTTle close and he is all “don’t hurt me” I said ” I won’t but my hubby might!”. Down boys, seriously BOYS, my kids are around that age.

I know the guys like’m young , but jeeesh, Go Demi, myself, yikes!

So it was nice to know that we got it goin’ on, even though we gettin’ on in age. I think my size seems to throw them off the age thing, also good skin and tight clothes help!!! Hee Hee.

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Wine Pavillion

Posted by swobodasays on April 26, 2009

The Wine Pavillion – 24366 Swartz Drive, Lake Forest, 949*338*9463

We came here once a while ago and it was “OK” they have since remodeled the Wine Bar area and it is very nice and easy on the wallet.

What I like about this place is sells wines, but it also has a meat and cheese deli and know the redone Wine Bar.   The downside is they close early, around 10 or 11pm.

We decided to check it out since we have been driving by the sign, we went in on a Thursday and woo hoo 1/2 price on all wines.  The bartender there is VERY nice and knows a lot about all the wine.

There weren’t any flights on the menu but he made us each 1 flight white (ME) 1 flight red (hubinsky)  he also made us a meat and cheese platter that complimented the wines we were drinking.

We will be going back soon!  Great place to start a late night of or end an early night.

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Leonidas Joins the Hall of Fame for Service

Posted by swobodasays on April 24, 2009

Those of you who follow my blog may remember my review post : Leonidas – Main Place Mall – Death by Chocolate.

In it one of my commentors mentioned a slight problem:

chocs are divine in mainplace leonidas. I ordered online once and i received the wrong products 2 weeks late. – ciao – roy

Well Neil from Leonidas found the comment and added his own:

Hi Roy,

I apologise for yoyr bad experience. The online ordering is handled by another operator. Please drop me a mail at info@rayhas.com and we will rectify.

Kind Regards
Neil
Operations Manager

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Now that is what I call GREAT Customer Service! Welcome to the Hall of Fame! (I have offered to taste test their chocolates, what a Dream Job!)

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Brushing teeth while driving?

Posted by swobodasays on April 22, 2009

Yes ladies and gentleman, I think I have now seen it all. I have seen women putting on makeup, I have done it myself, lipstick, blush, but I draw the line at mascara, really, that is just stupid.

I have seen men reading the paper and shaving while driving, but today I saw a GUY using an electric toothbrush while driving. EWWWWW

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Facebook

Posted by swobodasays on April 20, 2009

My son says Myspace is for Kids his age and Facebook is for older people like me.

I hate when he is right!!! I like facebook much better then myspace and tons of family, friends and school chums are there.

So I am facebookin’ away.

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A Dog’s Purpose (from a 6-year-old).

Posted by swobodasays on April 18, 2009

Being a veterinarian, I had been called to examine a ten-year-old Irish Wolfhound named Belker. The dog’s owners, Ron, his wife Lisa, and their little boy Shane, were all very attached to Belker, and they were hoping for a miracle.
I examined Belker and found he was dying of cancer. I told the family we couldn’t do anything for Belker, and offered to perform the euthanasia procedure for the old dog in their home.

As we made arrangements, Ron and Lisa told me they thought it would be good for six-year-old Shane to observe the procedure. They felt as though Shane might learn something from the experience.

The next day, I felt the familiar catch in my throat as Belker ’s family surrounded him. Shane seemed so calm, petting the old dog for the last time, that I wondered if he understood what was going on. Within a few minutes, Belker slipped peacefully away.

The little boy seemed to accept Belker’s transition without any difficulty or confusion. We sat together for a while after Belker’s Death, wondering aloud about the sad fact that animal lives are shorter than human lives. Shane, who had been listening quietly, piped up, ‘I know why.’

Startled, we all turned to him. What came out of his mouth next stunned me. I’d never heard a more comforting explanation.

He said, ‘People are born so that they can learn how to live a good Life — like loving everybody all the time and being nice, right?’ The Six-year-old continued, ‘Well, dogs already know how to do that, so they don’t have to stay as long.’

Live simply.

Love generously.

Care deeply.

Speak kindly.

Remember, if a dog was the teacher you would learn things like:

When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.

Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure Ecstasy.

Take naps.

Stretch before rising.

Run, romp, and play daily.

Thrive on attention and let people touch you.

Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.

On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass.

On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree.

When you’re happy, dance around and wag your entire body.

Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.

Be loyal.

Never pretend to be something you’re not.

If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.

When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by, and nuzzle them gently.

ENJOY EVERY MOMENT OF EVERY DAY

reprinted from an email I rec’d

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What the???

Posted by swobodasays on April 15, 2009

They messed up my order AGAIN!

They messed up my order AGAIN!

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Post It on my door this AM – “I’M Alive”

Posted by swobodasays on April 13, 2009

If you read my post last month about my son being gone for a few days and my search for him, this was his smart aleck note to me this am, on the inside of the door is a Post It that says “I’M Alive” and he signs his name.

Jeez! I am surrounded by smartasses! That is ok, at least I KNOW he is alive!

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Little boys prayer

Posted by swobodasays on April 11, 2009

A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing
happened .

Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.

When the postal authorities received the letter to God, USA, they decided to send it to the President.

The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the
little boy a $5.00 bill.

The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little
boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a
thank-you note to God, which read:

Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed
that for some reason you sent it through Washington , DC., and those assholes deducted $95.00 in taxes.

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