If you take an Oriental person and

spin him around several times

 

….does he become disoriented?

My Patio

Soo Saturday Morning I am sleeping and I start hearing one of the neighbors building/working on something.

I think “gosh darn neighbors I am trying to sleep!”

A little later my husband comes in and says “Hey they are working on the rest of our patio!”

Hee hee – Sorry Neighborinos!

I love my new patio, it is perfecto – great customer service!

Crazy Bitch Neighbor

Ok, most of our neighbors are cool, but we have one set that are awful and as my sons calls her “that crazy bitch” and I have to agree.

Most recently she wrote a note and left

it on my sons car asking him not to park in front of her house as the sludge gathers there.  This would have been fine EXCEPT for the fact she picked up some “Sludge” and put in on HIS car along with the note!

What a bitch, I was mad, and my husband is all “ignore her” and I said “no why should I this is unacceptable” my son doesn’t park in the same place twice so she needs to get a life, so after a few minutes my husband agreed and went to talk to her.

Ha he is scarier, I am 5′ he is 6′2″!  I am going to start parking in front of her house just for the hell of it!

Titanic…….the sequel

Battle of the Vacume Bots!

First off let me say right away that I have Loved all my Roomba’s, the operative word is ALL – as anyone who has used one knows, it is a Love (when it works) Hate (when it quits working) relationship.

You should NEVER buy a Roomba without a extended warranty because it will stop working on you!

I was shopping for a new Roomba because Sharper Image where I bought my last one is out of business and I found the Cleanmate. I decided to give it a try because I know the Roomba will break, want to see how long this one lasts, PLUS it is over $100 LESS and comes with some features the Roomba doesn’t.

As soon as I get it I will give you a review!

Some people are just Stupid

Hey if they are stupid enough to take it, I say that is natural selection (except for children of course)

My Grill is my Ally

In my ongoing war with my Kitchen – I have found my Barbeque grill to be a great ally.

I keep telling my husband if he moves the grill in the kitchen the kitchen would have to surrend, I am Magic on the grill!

I just tried out yellow squash, and one place says green squash and the other says  zuchinni, so I am not sure what it really is, but it is tasty on the grill!  Along with asapargus, corn and tomoates!

Like I said I am money on the grill, but me in the kitchen and well you all know what happens then!

The high cost of health care …

My husband was sent to the ER room from his Doctor office, they took him via EMT, but the Fire Truck also had to come by and the fireman did the admitting.

We just got the bill … I suggest you take a seat and hold on before reading:

ALA1 Paramedic base rate              1027.50

ALS Milage (3 Miles @ 15.50 )      46.50         Not a miskey, he was taken 3 miles maybe 10 mins to the hospital

Oxygen                                                  76.00

ALS Misc Supplies                              15.00

ALS-IV supplies                                 15.00

 

He went because his heart rate was in the 40’s maybe they thought seeing this bill would raise it???!!! It sure raised mine!

Interesting isn’t it

New York City

The term ‘The Big Apple’ was coined by touring jazz musicians of the 1930’s who used the slang expression ‘apple’ for any town or city. Therefore, to play New York City is to play the big time – The Big Apple.

 There are more Irish in New York City than in Dublin, Ireland; more Italians in New York City than in Rome, Italy; and more Jews in New York City than in Tel Aviv, Israel.

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