Very Important Women’s Health Issue:

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

Do you suffer from shyness?  Do you fear public speaking?

Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

Are you unsure of your dance moves?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.

Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself, your actions and your groove thang.

Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you’re ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regiment of regular doses, you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas!

Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregn ant or nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn’t mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try them.

Side effects may include:

Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration

Erotic lustfulness

Loss of motor control

Loss of clothing

Loss of money

Table dancing

Headache

Dehydration

Dry mouth

A desire to sing Karaoke

WARNING:

The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING:

The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING:

The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you are tiptoe段ng when you are not.

WARNING:

The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING:

The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think having that fourth or fifth child is an excellent idea.

WARNING:

The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

Please share this with other women who may need Margaritas.  Thank you.

If you agree please SEND THIS ON and ON to as many people as you know

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