Don’t get your panties in a bunch, my hispanic (pc version) Mexican friend sent me this…
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito
replies: ‘Maria likes me, but cheese fat.’
When all of my family get in the car, there’s not mushroom.
My fren wanted to become a citizen but she didn’t know how to read so I
My fren always Texas me when I’m not home wondering where I’m at!
Me and my fren ordered pi zza. I got my piece and she got herpes.
Ju told me ju were going to that store and July to me! ‘Julyer!’
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!
One day my gramma slapped me and I said, ‘ Juarez your problem?’
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.
We only have one enchalada left, but don’t worry, wheelchair.
11. Chicken wing
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her, honey, harassment nothing to me.
My wife fell down the stairs, so I had to pick the bishop.
14. Body wash
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.
15. Green Pink Yellow
When the phone green, I pink it up, and say, ‘Yellow?’