Pants and Panties

Mike was going to be married to Karen

so his Father sat him down for a little chat.

He said, ‘Mike, let me tell you something.

On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them

to your Mother, and said, ‘Here, try these on.”

She did and said, ‘These are too big.

I can’t wear them.’

I replied, ‘Exactly.. I wear the pants in

this family and I always will.’

Ever since that night, we have

never had any problems.

‘Hmmm,’ said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try.

On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, ‘Here, try

these on..’

She tried them on and s

aid, ‘These are too large. They don’t fit me.’

Mike said, ‘Exactly. I wear the pants in this family

and I always will. I don’t want you to ever forget that.’

Then Karen took off her panties and handed them to Mike. She

said, ‘Here, you try on mine.’

Mike did and said,

‘I can’t get into your panties.’

Karen said, ‘Exactly. And if you don’t change

your smart-ass attitude, you never will.’