relax they are just jokes ……

Don’t get your panties in a bunch, my hispanic (pc version) Mexican friend sent me this…

1. Cheese

The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito

replies: ‘Maria likes me, but cheese fat.’

2. Mushroom

When all of my family get in the car, there’s not mushroom.

3. Shoulder

My fren wanted to become a citizen but she didn’t know how to read so I

shoulder.

4. Texas

My fren always Texas me when I’m not home wondering where I’m at!

5. Herpes

Me and my fren ordered pi zza. I got my piece and she got herpes.

6. July

Ju told me ju were going to that store and July to me! ‘Julyer!’

7. Rectum

I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!

8. Juarez

One day my gramma slapped me and I said, ‘ Juarez your problem?’

9. Chicken

I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.

10. Wheelchair

We only have one enchalada left, but don’t worry, wheelchair.

11. Chicken wing

My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.

12. Harassment

My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her, honey, harassment nothing to me.

13. Bishop

My wife fell down the stairs, so I had to pick the bishop.

14. Body wash

I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.

15. Green Pink Yellow

When the phone green, I pink it up, and say, ‘Yellow?’

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I love my Mac…

I love my Apple, it is about 10 years old and STILL working….kinda of slow…but chugging along….but my husband…calls it my CrApple….don’t want I call him when he says that 🙂

Anyway, it is getting old, so he got me a portable hard drive to move all my pictures and movies to…which is why you will see lots of pictures from past trips suddenly showing up….sorry 🙂

But i noticed this laptop I use PC laptop is giving me more issues then my mac so I moved abunch of stuff from here…oh yea, both laptops under 5 years old have had to be wiped cleaned at least 2 or 3 times..so which is the “crappy one” huh.

So if you are going to be a smartarse like me husband and ask about the laptop I will tell you the same thing, “move my Mac in the living room, then I will be on it all the time to” until till then zip it buddy!